advertorial

i am looking for eligible man to be my ah mat.....

criteria:
able to drive with speed and safe
demand only free lunch and dinner
have valid driving license
handsome would be a bonus point
can sing would be another bonus point
using maxis, others are suck
non-smoking
non-durian eater
must be malaysian


if you are a man as listed above

kindly contact my personal-ah mat-assistant-to-be at:
012 12 ah mat
info@ahmat.org.my


ps. above advertorial is not real. *beams*